Luigi A Gonna Kill Me: What’s a Blogger to do?

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Internet, I may not have long to live.  My life has been threatened, and I’m pretty sure the man out to get me WILL follow through.  I wanted to get this out as fast as I could so somebody might be able to help.  I don’t expect – or even believe – anyone can save me from this threat, but any help you all could provide would be appreciated.

You see, I recently wrote a post about Fire Emblem: Awakening.  Well, I may have accidentally cracked a few jokes at the expense of a certain sensitive, green plumber.  A couple days after I posted the Awakening article, I received this letter:

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