Internet, I may not have long to live. My life has been threatened, and I’m pretty sure the man out to get me WILL follow through. I wanted to get this out as fast as I could so somebody might be able to help. I don’t expect – or even believe – anyone can save me from this threat, but any help you all could provide would be appreciated.
You see, I recently wrote a post about Fire Emblem: Awakening. Well, I may have accidentally cracked a few jokes at the expense of a certain sensitive, green plumber. A couple days after I posted the Awakening article, I received this letter: