So, I made this sweet thing last week that I’m super proud of, and it made me want to play Punch Out!! again. Because, honestly, when is it ever not a good idea to play Punch Out!!? Whoa… punctuation overload there… Continue reading
So I made this completely unnecessary yet angelic and elegant piece of greatness to hang in my office at work, and I wanted to share it because I knew you guys would find it proportionately transcendent and manly. I present to you, in all its majesty and glory, my Punch Out!! Project Poster!! Continue reading
This post hits a couple milestones for me. Firstly, it’s the first playthrough I’ve done that’s a sequel to another playthrough I’ve done. It kind of makes me look focused and organized, which is impressive considering I have ADOTS (Attention Deficit Ooh That’s Shiny). Continue reading
I have to tell you, of my own volition which definitely has nothing to do with any green plumber-related reasons, that I have found THE game. The world’s greatest game to have been created or will ever be created. Continue reading
Internet, I may not have long to live. My life has been threatened, and I’m pretty sure the man out to get me WILL follow through. I wanted to get this out as fast as I could so somebody might be able to help. I don’t expect – or even believe – anyone can save me from this threat, but any help you all could provide would be appreciated.
You see, I recently wrote a post about Fire Emblem: Awakening. Well, I may have accidentally cracked a few jokes at the expense of a certain sensitive, green plumber. A couple days after I posted the Awakening article, I received this letter:
Last time, I posted about how lame and unmanly I was during my first playthrough of Fire Emblem: Awakening. Long story short: I was playing it wrong by not building relationships and by playing with Permadeath off. Playing the game like I was a 5-year-old girl has besmirched my studly reputation, and the jeering from my peers and the mocking hoots from the neighborhood children still echo as I try to sleep. My wife calling me “Fatty, Fatty Girl Panties” while I slept wasn’t helping either.
I’m a man with an eclectic taste when it concerns video games, but there are certain genres that I enjoy over others, and one of my favorite genres is the Strategy Role Playing Game, or SRPG. Needless to say, my love for the SRPG has made me an expert in the SRPG field, and I had always viewed myself an authority on the subject. So you can only imagine the hit to my pride as I first experienced the Fire Emblem series.
Thanks For Your Playing 