Rocketbirds: Hardboiled Chicken – The Original Cock of War!

Feature Pic“Chickens shooting each other on jetpacks?  SOLD!”  These were the exact words I spat out before I purchased Rocketbirds: Hardboiled Chicken and before my wife decided to take the kids and move back in with her mother.  I guess any other time her leaving would have bothered me, but the joke’s on her!  I have a game to play!


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Duck Tales – Revisited Before Remastered

Feature PicHey, did you hear?  Duck Tales on the NES is being remastered for eShop, PSN, and XBLA!  They’re calling it Duck Tales: Remastered!  And the trailer is boner-efic!  And Holy shit!  WayForward is developing this!  This is a dream come true!  There’s nothing about this trailer that doesn’t make me want to jump up and down like a kid on Christmas… except the release date.  Summer 2013?  GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!  I guess as long as they don’t pull a Rayman Legends like Ubisoft I’ll be okay, but I still have to do something with my nostalgia boner.  You know, because nobody like nostalgia blue balls.  So, in order to quench my sentimental libido, I dug out the original Duck Tales to relive the glory days of Duckburg.

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