“Chickens shooting each other on jetpacks? SOLD!” These were the exact words I spat out before I purchased Rocketbirds: Hardboiled Chicken and before my wife decided to take the kids and move back in with her mother. I guess any other time her leaving would have bothered me, but the joke’s on her! I have a game to play!
Hey, did you hear? Duck Tales on the NES is being remastered for eShop, PSN, and XBLA! They’re calling it Duck Tales: Remastered! And the trailer is boner-efic! And Holy shit! WayForward is developing this! This is a dream come true! There’s nothing about this trailer that doesn’t make me want to jump up and down like a kid on Christmas… except the release date. Summer 2013? GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!! I guess as long as they don’t pull a Rayman Legends like Ubisoft I’ll be okay, but I still have to do something with my nostalgia boner. You know, because nobody like nostalgia blue balls. So, in order to quench my sentimental libido, I dug out the original Duck Tales to relive the glory days of Duckburg.